May 2013
21 posts
alliekitaguchi:
twoidjitsinthetardis:
thiskittydied:
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
F
G
H
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
April 2013
30 posts
narfnin:
awesomephilia:
Whiteboards are remarkable.
I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID
the-doctor-to-my-tardis:
p41g3r4nk1n:
pumpkinappearifier:
maid-of-space04:
sawakoyamanaka:
kisa2012:
sawakoyamanaka:
butmaddnessismorefun:
sawakoyamanaka:
fagish:
sawakoyamanaka:
*breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok
this post is so canadian
i live in texas
you’re definitely Canadian
IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN
One...
bahorelle:
do you ever just want to overthrow a government
If I was a guy for a day,
thecolorplaid:
I would:
Masturbate.
Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
Walk around the house naked.
Pee behind a building.
Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
Stare at my penis.
Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
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titspajamas:
north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry
I bet tumblr staff just walked into work today...
shristy:
