alliekitaguchi: twoidjitsinthetardis: thiskittydied: boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E F G H
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
narfnin: awesomephilia: Whiteboards are remarkable. I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID
the-doctor-to-my-tardis: p41g3r4nk1n: pumpkinappearifier: maid-of-space04: sawakoyamanaka: kisa2012: sawakoyamanaka: butmaddnessismorefun: sawakoyamanaka: fagish: sawakoyamanaka: *breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok this post is so canadian i live in texas you’re definitely Canadian IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN One...
bahorelle: do you ever just want to overthrow a government
If I was a guy for a day,
thecolorplaid: I would: Masturbate. Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs. Walk around the house naked. Pee behind a building. Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts. Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?” Stare at my penis. Get a blowjob. you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy ...
titspajamas: north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry
I bet tumblr staff just walked into work today...